A software developer guy is a walkin' down the street, and he hears a voice from the sidewalk. He looks down and sees a frog. The frog says,"Hi, I'm a really a beautiful princess. Pick me up, give me a kiss, and I'll let you gaze at my beauty for an hour". So the s/w guy bends down, picks up the frog, puts her in his pocket, and keeps walking. So the frog says, "HEY! Wait a minute, let me out!". The s/w guy pulls the frog out of his pocket. Now the frog says, "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I'll give you great sex for a week!" The s/w guy puts the frog back into his pocket. "WHAT? HEY, get me out of here!". He pulls the frog out again. "If you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!!!" Back into the pocket, and s/w guy keeps on walking. "WAIT A MINUTE! GET ME OUT OF HERE! Please, take me out of your pocket!" So the s/w guy does, and the frog asks him, "What's the deal here? I promise you a beautiful princess and great sex for a year, yet you keep putting me back into your pocket!?" And the s/w guy replies "I'm a software developer. I don't have time for sex. But a talking frog.... that's WAY COOL!!!"