The Minnow's Story [Image] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There is a minnow swimming in a pond, who spots a worm. "Hmm", thinks the minnow,"if I swim up & eat that worm, I'll have lunch!" There is a frog sitting on a lily pad, thinking to himself, "If I wait for that minnow to go after that worm, I can jump in and eat him and I'll have lunch!" There is a fish in the pond who sees the frog and thinks' "If I wait for the frog to go after the minnow that is going after the worm, I can swim over and eat him, and I'll have lunch!" There is an eagle flying over the pond, who spies the fish and thinks' "If I wait for the fish to swim over to eat the frog that is going after the minnow that is going after the worm, I can swoop down and catch him, and I'll have lunch!" There is a hunter by the side of the pond staring up at the eagle and thinking, "If I wait for the eagle to swoop down to get the fish that is going after the frog that is going after the minnow that is going after the worm, I can shoot him and I'll have lunch!" There is a mouse sitting behind the hunter thinking, "If I wait for the hunter to bend down to shoot the eagle when it dives after the fish that is going for the frog that is going for the minnow that is going for the worm, the crackers will fall out of his pocket, and I'll have lunch!" There is a cat sitting behind the mouse thinking, "If I wait for the mouse to go after the crackers which fall out of the hunter's pocket when he bends down to shoot the eagle that is diving after the fish that is going for the frog that is going after the minnow that is going after the worm (phew!), I can pounce on him, and I'll have lunch!" The minnow darts, the frog jumps, the fish swims over, the eagle dives, the hunter bends down to shoot, the crackers fall and the mouse is about to run after them, when he hears a noise behind him and instinctively crouches down reeeaaal low. The cat pounces where he was expecting the mouse to be, and goes sailing into the pond. The moral of the story? The longer the climax, the wetter the pussy. [Send this joke to a friend][Subscribe to the humor mailing list] [Button Bar]
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