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One Liners

Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.

Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them!

What's green green green green green?
a frog rolling down a hill

Why did the frog go to the mall?
Because he wanted to go hopping.

Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Why did the frog cross the street?
because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?
to see what the chicken was doing.
Why did the frog cross the road?
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
To get hit by a steamroller
Why did the frog cross the road?
If a chicken can do it so could he!

How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.

How do you confuse a frog?
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
How does a frog confuse you?
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.

How do you apologize to a witch?

What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!

What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?
Toadly awesome!

What do you call a frog with no legs?
It dosen't matter he won't come anyway.
What do you call a frog with legs?

What did one frog say to another?
You're such a WART!

Why did the frog croak?
Because he ate a poisonous fly!

What is a frog's favorite game?

What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak

What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?
A croaking device!

What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.

What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.

Why did the frog say meow?
He was learning a foreign language.

Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !

What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
The one who drinks Canada Dry!

What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
What do you get if you add milk?
Frog nog!
What happens if you drink frog nog?
You Croak!

What do ya call a frog's favorite soda?

Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
To pick the flies out from between his teeth!

What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?
A frog sandwich!

"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"No!... I always walk this way!"

"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
-"Yes Sir!"
"Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!"

How deep can a frog go?
Knee-deep Knee-deep!

What do stylish frogs wear?

What does a bankrupt frog say?
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."

What has more lives that a cat?
A frog that goes croak every night.

What's green and jumps?
A frog!! (groan!)

Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.

How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?
They don't move when a car is coming toward them.