>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>The Lucky Frog >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on >>>>>>the >>>>>>> >>>>>second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He >>>>>>thinks >>>>>>> >>>>>nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 Iron" >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his >>>>>>other >>>>>>> >>>>>club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! he hits it 10 inches from the >>>>>>> cup.He >>>>>>> >>>>>is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a >>>>>>> lucky >>>>>>> >>>>>frog, eh?" >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the >>>>>>frog >>>>>>> >>>>>with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. >>>>>>> >>>>>"Ribbit. 3 wood." >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one. The man is >>>>>>befuddled >>>>>>> >>>>>and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed >>>>>>the >>>>>>> >>>>>best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" >>>>>>The >>>>>>> >>>>>frog reply, "Ribbit. Las Vegas." >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The >>>>>>frog >>>>>>> >>>>>says, "Ribbit. Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the >>>>>>man >>>>>>> >>>>>asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. >>>>>>> >>>>>$3000,black 6." >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, >>>>>>the >>>>>>> >>>>>man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back >>>>>>across >>>>>>> >>>>>the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in >>>>>>> thehotel. >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay >>>>>>you. >>>>>>> >>>>>You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The >>>>>>> frogreplies, >>>>>>> >>>>>"Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did >>>>>>for >>>>>>> >>>>>him he deserves it. >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>> "And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."
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