Two golfers, both in their eighties, while playing one day stopped beside a small lake to look for a ball that one of them hit into the water. A small frog hopped up on the bank and said 'Please sir, don't hit me, I am an enchanted 19 year old princess. If you will kiss me, I'll turn into the princess and will live with you and give you fantastic sex' The old man quickly grabbed the frog and zipped it up in a pocket in his golf bag. His friend said, 'Whats happening Henry, aren't you going to kiss it?' 'Hell no' said Henry 'at my age I would rather have a talking frog'.