All I Need To Know About Life, I Learned From Princess Di 1. Housework and child-rearing can be fun when you have 372 servants. 2. No one can blame you for not cooking if you can't even *find* the kitchen. 3. A good prince is hard to find. 4. If you are going to live with his mother, 400 rooms are not enough. 5. Why limit yourself to a place in the country when you can *have* the country. 6. Don't let a clown with a crown get you down. 7. There is a new 12-step program for rich men who love too much, are married to women who refuse to eat, and have children who are forbidden to wear long pants. 8. When the going gets tough, the tough go yachting. 9. A prince can turn into a frog. 10. The understanding of what constitutes a dysfunctional family has been raised to royal proportions. 11. A man isn't the only one whose home is his castle. 12. You *can* be too rich or too thin. 13. When you go out into the world, remember: you don't need a prince to live happily ever after.
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