Funnies

One Liners

Why are frogs so happy?: They eat watever bugs them!
What's green green green green green?: a frog rolling down a hill
Why did the frog go to the mall?: Because he wanted to go hopping.
Why did the frog walk across the road?: He didn't... he jumped.
Why did the frog cross the street?: because the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the frog cross the road?: to see what the chicken was doing.
Why did the frog cross the road?: Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?: To get hit by a steamroller
Why did the frog cross the road?: If a chicken can do it so could he!
How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?: You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.
How do you confuse a frog?: Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
How does a frog confuse you?: When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
How do you apologize to a witch?: Ribbit!
What did the frog say to the fly?: You are really starting to bug me!
What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?: Toadly awesome!
What do you call a frog with no legs?: It dosen't matter he won't come anyway.
What do you call a frog with legs?: Dinner.
What did one frog say to another?: You're such a WART!
Why did the frog croak?: Because he ate a poisonous fly!
What is a frog's favorite game?: Croaket
What did the frog order at McDonald's?: French flies and a diet Croak
What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?: A croaking device!
What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?: The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
What's green and dangerous?: A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why did the frog say meow?: He was learning a foreign language.
Why did the frog go to the hospital?: He needed a "hopperation" !
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?: A frog in a blender.
What do you get if you add milk?: Frog nog!
What happens if you drink frog nog?: You Croak!
What do ya call a frog's favorite soda?: Croaka-Cola!
Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?: To pick the flies out from between his teeth!
What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?: A frog sandwich!
"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?": -"No!... I always walk this way!"
"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?": -"Yes Sir!"
"Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!"
How deep can a frog go?: Knee-deep Knee-deep!
What do stylish frogs wear?: Jumpsuits!
What does a bankrupt frog say?: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."
What has more lives that a cat?: A frog that goes croak every night.
What's green and jumps?: A frog!! (groan!)
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?: He wanted to robbit.
How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?: They don't move when a car is coming toward them.

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